Hehe, I stole this joke from my friends Matti livejournal I just had to! ITS SO FUNNY!:

Jón and Árni are two very close friends. One day they decide to go to school together and they choose FB (my school). So they go there and talk to a man called Stefán. Jón is the first to go into Stefán's office. Stefán tells Jón that he should take Math, Icelandic and Logic.

Jón: What is logic?
Stefán: Well, I'll give you an example. Do you own a lawnmower?
Jón: Well, yes I do.
Stefán: Then, with the help of logic I am going to assume that you own a lawn?
Jón: Yeah, I do!
Stefán: Then you must own a house?
Jón: Wow! Yeah!
Stefán: And since you own a house you probably have a wife.
Jón: Yeah! Amazing! María!
Stefán: Then since you have a wife logic tells me you're heterosexual.
Jón: Yes! Wow, you are amazing! I can't wait to study logic!

Jón leaves Stefán's office and meets Árni in the hall. He tells Árni that he'll be taking Math, Icelandic and Logic.

Árni: What's logic?
Jón: Well, I'll give you an example. Do you own a lawnmower?
Árni: No.
Jón: You're gay aren't you?


BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

~Spookyo_O recovering from stomach cramps